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Dedicated to all our wonderful stay at home Moms

MORNING
 
I rise at dawn, I wake and yawn
To start another day.
I don my robe, To the kitchen probe
It's hard to find the way.
 
I get a cup, and fill it up
With some reheated brew.
I drink it down. Then look around
there is so much to do.
 
To heck with it. In a chair I sit
One that isn't broke
The kids arise and rub their eyes
And I've not yet awake.
 
Into the other room they go. Their reflexes a little slow
To turn on the T.V.
In the process of doing so. One of them will stub a toe
The other bumps a knee.
 
Cartoons are oh, so super. And I sit here in a stupor
Wondering why they think it's neat.
But in a while, They're back with a smile
Asking what there is to eat.
 
I get up from the table. Although I'm not yet able
To stand up very surely.
I search through every cupboard. Feeling like Old Mother Hubbard
Wishing it weren't so early.
 
I ask them just what they prefer. On this they can't seem
to concur
But decide on eggs and ham.
 
I tell them I haven't any. Their protests are many
And settle for toast and jam.
 
 
AFTERNOON
 
Alas! I say. 'tis time to play and drag out all the toys.
Tops that twirl for little girls and cars for little boys.
 
Play time's over. Time to walk Rover and start
preparing lunch.
Oh, what's the use, they spilled the juice, as on the
food they munch.
 
Oh my gosh, it's time to wash and clean up all the
mess.
Cook and clean, it ain't so keen as if you couldn't guess.
 
Put the kids down for a nap, the dog jumps back upon
my lap
And I must put him down. Call the sitter, can't go get her.
It's time to go to town.
 
Do the shopping, must keep hopping
The dinner hour is near.
That task all done, I'm on the run,
I should be there, not here!
 
Back again, I just can't win,
The kids just woke up crying.
Can't stand the sound, so calm them down,
At least I know I'm trying.
 
They start a fight, one takes a bite
Right on the other's bottom.
There are more tears, but do not fear,
'Cause I'm sure glad I got 'um.
 
 
EVENING
 
Your Daddy's home, I hear the drone
Of his car in the drive.
How was your day? Guess it's okay,
At leas I'm still alive.
 
I'ts quite a blow, he doesn't know,
The day is not yet over.
Dinner's burning, guess he's learning,
It's been no field of clover.
 
Full of wishes, Do the dishes,
Give the kids a bath.
Lots of troubles, lots of bubbles
Must mop up a path.
 
With a howl, I grab a towel, trip on a rubber duck.
With a glare, well, I declare, it's just my kind of luck.
 
Nice and clean and so serene,
They climb on Daddy's knee.
Prayers all said, they are in bed,
And fast asleep they be.

 

NIGHT
 
Not at my best, I take a rest
And watch a T.V. show
Though I intend to see the end,
I guess he doesn't know.
 
The show's not bad, and during the ad
I go and fix a snack.
And though I dart, while I depart,
It's through when I get back.
 
I take my yarn and start to darn,
I've nothing much to fear.
Oh well, I say, Another day,
When re-runs do appear.
 
The mending through, I turn to you
To start a conversation.
The time is late, but we debate
Just where should we vacation.
 
We talk an hour, and then I shower
Preparing myself for sleep.
Oh what a relief, and it's my belief
That I won't be counting sheep.
 
Though tomorrow I dread, I clear my head.
This is my kind of life.
I got through the grind, but I don't mind,
It's time to be a wife.
 
 
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